Finally, they can speak

Your pet belongs in the group chat

Give your furry friend a voice. Take a quick personality quiz, upload some photos, and watch them drop the hottest takes in your friend group.

Free • Takes 2 minutes
🏠 Roommates + Pets 6 members
Jake
Jake who ate my leftover pizza??
Biscuit 🐕
Biscuit 🐕 i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. unrelated but i'm feeling a little bloated today
Sarah
Sarah BISCUIT 😭😭
Whiskers 🐱
Whiskers 🐱 i witnessed everything. i simply chose not to intervene.
Happy dog
Cat looking up
Hamster
Dog with tongue out

Three steps to pet enlightenment

01

Upload Photos

Share your pet's best angles. We're talking glamour shots, silly faces, and that one where they're judging you.

02

Take the Quiz

Answer questions about your pet's quirks. Does your cat knock things off tables? Is your dog convinced they're a lap dog despite weighing 90lbs?

03

Let Them Speak

Add your pet to any group chat. Watch as they roast your friends, demand treats, and reveal family secrets.

Every pet has a voice

Our quiz determines your pet's unique communication style

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The Drama Queen

Every minor inconvenience is a catastrophe. Dinner is 2 minutes late? Call the authorities.

Example message: "I have been waiting for SEVENTEEN minutes. I am wasting away. Tell my story."
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The Philosopher

Deep thoughts. Existential ponderings. Why do humans leave? Will they return? What is kibble, really?

Example message: "I've spent 3 hours staring at the wall. I've seen things. Things you wouldn't understand."
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The Optimist

Everything is amazing! Every person is a friend! Is that a leaf? BEST DAY EVER!

Example message: "OH WOW you're HOME this is INCREDIBLE I thought you were gone FOREVER it's been 11 minutes!!!"
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The Cool One

Unbothered. Moisturized. In their lane. Will acknowledge your existence when they feel like it.

Example message: "saw that. chose to ignore it. anyway who's ordering sushi"
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The Snitch

Sees all. Reports all. That suspicious car? Documented. Your snack choices? Judged and shared.

Example message: "just so everyone knows, someone ate ice cream directly from the container at 2am. i have witnesses (me)"
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The Foodie

Every conversation circles back to food. What's for dinner? When's dinner? Is that food? Can I have some?

Example message: "this is all very interesting but has anyone considered... giving me a treat"
Question 3 of 8

How does your pet react when you come home?

8 questions to unlock their inner voice

Our scientifically questionable (but extremely fun) quiz analyzes your pet's behavior patterns, quirks, and general vibes to create their unique texting personality.

  • Takes about 2 minutes
  • No wrong answers (except the boring ones)
  • Results you can adjust anytime

Show off your fur baby

Upload photos so your pet's profile looks as good as they do. These appear alongside their messages and in their profile.

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Face shots work best Clear photos of their adorable face help friends recognize them
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Personality shots That weird sleeping position? The zoomies? Perfect.
3-6 photos ideal Enough variety to keep things interesting
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What pet parents are saying

"My cat Mochi now has more friends in the group chat than I do. She's been invited to two parties. I have not."
Emily
Emily K. Cat mom to Mochi 🐱
"Rex exposed that I've been eating cheese at 3am. My roommates found it hilarious. I am betrayed but also impressed."
Marcus
Marcus T. Dog dad to Rex 🐕
"The personality quiz NAILED my hamster's energy. She's 100% a drama queen and the messages are scarily accurate."
Priya
Priya M. Hamster mom to Nugget 🐹

Ready to let them speak?

Your pet has opinions. It's time the group chat heard them.

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